Schlinky
n. pl shlink.ies
a combination of the word schl-ng and the once popular toy slinky. it is a name given to a small p-n-s often because of its shriveled up appearance. the term is the opposite of a schl-ng.
milkman was about to bang that chick at the party but she refused once he unveiled his schlinky.
a disgusting looking p-n-s. it is a long worm, usually just sitting there. it looks like dead skin.
steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.
a word meaning the best of a group of players in an xbox live game. for example, if a group of people were playing call of duty, on the xbox, the highest ranked person in the game would be schlinky.
i had schlinky in my game earlier
originates from the cape town term which relating to a special group of people. similar in meaning to shiznit.
the incubeta shlinkey’s are the bomb!
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