schlitz shits


the disgusting sh-t you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. it can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. it may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal sh-t. also, you’ll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.
whoever had the schlitz sh-ts in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet now.
when you drink a 4-pack of schlitz and leave mud on the inside of the toilet bowl.
nikolas is immune to the schlitz sh-ts cause he’s a drunk.

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