Schlizz


a s-ssy red-haired firecracker with a big appet-te for pasta which probably creates the fine–ss booty a schlizz rocks. personable, loving, and kind, a schlizz will always want to know what is going on with your life, how you are doing, what you are doing… and then diagnose you with a psychological disorder. keep a schlizz around and you’ll never frown.
dude, schlizz totally helped me last night! i didn’t know i had ocd!

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