schlob
to suck vigorously, insatiably .
bob schlobbed my n-b with a fury.
one michelob ultra.
pr-nounced: “shhh-loooowwww-bb”
other possibilities include: one michelob ultra amber, or “amber schlob”
“quit drinkin’ all my f-ckin’ schlobs i only bought a six pack”
“i farted in lou’s room, now i owe him a schlob”
when a person is worst than a slob. the “sch” sound is to intensify the sloppiness of the person in question (ex.1). to further intensify the word, elongate the first syllable to desired intensity.(ex.2)
its origin has been credited to a tara fitzbooty for her everlasting thirst for beer and her uncontrollable hunger for wendy’s.
(ex.1) tara drank all of our beer and wants someone and drive her fat gut to wendy’s!! what a schlob!!
(ex.2) jason: tara was blowing chunks and farting on dave’s porch the other night!
kyle: what a f-cking sssccchhhlob!!
is a name for a male who has a long and fat d-ck. they are constantly getting laid because of their w-ngs.
i asked cody if he scored last night. he said “of course i’m a schlob”
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