schlode


1.a lovely person who has a tendancy to lack mental stability. sometimes can be mistaken for a mental health patient.
a schlode is usually a best friend of a schliz.

2.a very disturbing noise that can usually be heard miles away from the schlode.
‘schlode smells.’
‘you are a real schlode.’
‘schlode loves schliz.’
‘ahh, look at that schlode she’s pulling!’
a mixture of the word ‘schl-ng’, meaning an extrodinarily long d-ck, and ‘chode’, meaning a c-ck thats fatter than it is long. therefor, a schlode is an extrodinarily long p-n-s that is also fatter than it is long, thereby it being veeeery fat too
ya mum has a schlode

rhys has a schlode coming out of his chin

dyer has schlode fingers
a combination of the words schl-ng and dode = schlode.

1. used to describe a p-n-s which is too large to simply be referred to as either a schl-ng or a dode. it’s so big that it is in a category of it’s own, for it is a schlode.

2. used as an insult for someone who is so lame that they cannot be describe as simply either a schl-ng or a dode, but rather they must be refered to on a whole other level. they are, in fact, a schlode.

3. another way of refering to ones schl-ng or dode.
1. “i whipped out my schlode on that b-tches face, and she had to rest it on her shoulder!”

sally: “why bill, i am thoroughly impressed with the size of your schlode!”
bill: “so am i, sally, so am i.”

2. “hey f-cknut, stop acting like such a schlode!”
a cross between a schl-ng (an abnormally large p-n-s) and a chode (a p-n-s that is wider than it is long)
thus meaning that a schlode is a amazingly large meat hammer than is completely useless for anything s-xual, but can be used to hit someone over the head with and hurt them, alot.
gemma: so how did it go with tom last night?
georgette: not good! he had a total schlode!

adam: woah henry what happened to your face!
henry: tom got mad and hit me with his schlode, f-cking -sshole

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