Schloggen
the hole on female bodies which can and will transport you to the fourth dimension. it is opened by tapping the cl-t three times. it is the greatest secret to the female population.
“hey, can i see your schloggen?”
“what are you talking about?”
“no, the schloggen.”
“let’s make this quick.”
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