schlomping
the act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.
the aim of the partic-p-nt is to reach point of -j-c-l-t–n at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the -n-s which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional -rg-sm.
“that guy’s a total weirdo – i heard he’s into schlomping.”
cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
warning – this is highly addictable.
i can’t be -rs-d with this test i think im just going to schlomp.
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