schlong dong
a m-ssive p-n-s. schl-ng dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too.
“i hurt a girl with my schl-ng dong last night, made that b-tch bleed”
or
“ash is schl-ng dong, thats why sh-lly loves him.”
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