schlong jockey
one who partakes in the act of taming, domesticating, and ultimately the riding of a p-n-s of a substantial length and girth. not to be confused with the rider of a schlort, or a schledium; only the schl-ng rider deserves to be graced with this unique and entirely heteros-xual moniker.
david, you schl-ng jockey, i can’t believe you actually sent that email to its!
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