schlong monkey
a hoe or prost-tute
“i’m gonna get me a schl-ng monkey tonight.”
Read Also:
- schmezeles
o my gosh, ouch,really, (suprised) etc. schmezeles, i dropped a bowling ball on my toe!
- Schmierdo
1.a person who is off the weirdo charts. usually tall beautiful light-skinned women from the little lost island country of afro-caribbea. it is believed that the heavy presence of succotash mutated there weirdo dna to super weirdo and then to schmierdo. 2.a professional weirdo aniesa please stop dancing in your chair, there is no music, […]
- Schnarff
verb (used with object) 1. to draw milk through the nose by laughing. 2. to perceive by or as by schnarffing; schnarff. 3. to examine by schnarffing, as a chronic schnarffer does. –verb (used without object) 4. to draw milk into the nostrils by air pressure from the lungs from laughing, 5. to draw globs […]
- Schneister
schneister(v) 1. quit schneisterin’ around. 2. you really schneistered your way out a that one. 3. “you ready to schneister?” 1. schneistering is not for the weak. 2. you really tried to schniester your way into her pants. 3. “so what’d you guys do?” “we scheistered around a little.”
- chatability
the ability to chat via cell phone. hey, i know you’re at the airport, but do you have any chatability before you board the flight?