schlongage
schl-ngage is a situation of total cr-p. it is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some p-rn, have a nice j-rk–ff and take a shower. an alternative meaning is when ten 12″ n-gg-z pound your -ss with their schl-ngs.
when the car broke down, the situation was a total schl-ngage!
he said ‘what a schl-ngage’, slammed the door and left.
hey, i heard tommy got nice schl-ngage from those big fat m-th-s!
what a schl-ngage! my -n-s will never recover from it!
schl-ngage is a situation of total cr-p. it is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some p-rn, have a nice j-rk–ff and take a shower. an alternative meaning is when ten 12″ n-gg-z pound your -ss with their schl-ngs.
when the car broke down, the situation was a total schl-ngage!
he said ‘what a schl-ngage’, slammed the door and left.
hey, i heard tommy got nice schl-ngage from those big fat m-th-s!
what a schl-ngage! my -n-s will never recover from it!
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