schlongbuddy
1. a friend of the schl-ng, but nothing serious
2. a sock or other concealing material meant to gently warm the p-n-s in cold weather
3. cohabitants, such as t-st-cl-s, hair, lint, mites, etc.
1. i’m a bit shy, so my schl-ngbuddy mike helps me by hooking me up with his leftovers.
2. my schl-ngbuddy comes in handy as a buffer during freeballing which prevents painful zipper error.
3. you call them crabs, i call them schl-ngbuddies.
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