Schlongburgler


one who consistently partic-p-tes in thievery of said “schl-ng”. by thievery, i of course mean gobbling schl-ng in a variety of orificies; ear, mouth, you name it.
that guy dave is such a schl-ngburgler, he makes clay aiken look like the brawny man.

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