schlongdonkey


1- another name for the pnrz

2- someone who is a pnrz
“all women want to ride the schl-ngdonkey; the only problem is that it spits way too often.”
one who is only used for his schl-ng for pleasure but is still whipped constantly by his master/girlfriend.
i feel like a schl-ng donkey when i am with my girlfriend.

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