schlongitude
1. the length of a man’s p-n-s.
2. a big d-ck.
3. the att-tude expressed by someone who is a big d-ck.
man, why are you gettin’ all up in my face with that schl-ngitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don’t you.
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