Schlongometry
1. the science, practice and art of p-n-s measuring.
2. the collection of measurements that can be used to measure the male s-x organ, including flaccid length, flaccid girth, flaccid volume, erect length, erect length, erect volume, turgidity, angle of inclination, circ-mcision status, mtbo (mean time before -rg-sm) and vein quotient.
did you see the size of that guys earlobes? his schl-ngometry must be off the chart!
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