schlonz


dirt in the chillum of a bong, which is caused by smoking
u need to clean your pipe, it’s full of schlonz
another synonym for schranz. the most empty and dull so-called music ever.
“oh no, what the h-ll is he playing there?”
“just some bl–dy schlönz”
“what a wiener…”

“boah, das schlönzt voll rein!”

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