schloof
also known as a sleepy eyed jackson, b-tch
i gave your grandma a sleepy eyed jackson
when a person is sleeping, 5 or more guys bust a nut into the sleeping person’s eyes, causing them to be glued shut when they wake up.
we gave ms. naples a schloof surprise that night.
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