schloppy schlauser


having a m-ssive movement of diarrhea while vomiting nearly everything eaten in the past 24 hours. usually onset by m-ssive amounts of alcohol.
“did you hear?! spencer was schloppy schlausered last night. the bathroom’s a mess.”

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