Schluck
the sound that is produced from a woman masturbating or another name for female masturbation
example 1: sound coming from bedroom: “schluck, schluck, schluck…”
mom: “um, maggie? ….what r u doing in there?”
example 2: “omg that guy is so hot. i’m gonna be thinking about him while i’m schlucking tonight.”
female version of ‘fap’
i could hear kelly schluck-ing through the walls all night…
coined on the british satire show, a bit of fry and laurie, schluck is a television safe version of the word “f-ck”.
“my internet is so shclucking slow, i have to wait the whole d-mn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
what the schluck?”
a term used to describe the action of a guy sucking/licking his own d-ck.
person1: can you schluck?
person 2: yeahh i can , i schluck after watching p-rn.
a term used to describe hair which has been gelled or greased too flat.
-“man you hair is schluck!”
-“yeah? i put a whole tub of brylcream in it”
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