schlud
an ingrown pubic hair–usually infected, my accompany pimples
dr. laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.
the combination of blood and sh-t in a woman’s panties.
mary took off her panties yesterday and left them on the floor. i looked in them and it was loaded with schlud. i guess no s-x for me tonight.
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