schlump
a lazy, overweight, under- or unemployed, undesirable middle-aged man. usually wears cr-ppy clothing. shaves infrequently. has nonchalant att-tude about everthing. a scrub.
(headline from the star) “ben affleck: from hunk to schlump”
when you are in a bad mood or depressed but you dont really know why.
dude , i’m in such a schlump right now.
noun
1. a wrestling move one does not want to get hit with.
verb
2. in a funk, downward slide, losing streak, brief moment of shortfall but will come back strong.
noun (schlumpy)
3. a person who is talented but lacks many skills. always comes through in the clutch.
1. did you see the 112 pound finals? the kid from south got hit in a schlump.
2. i haven’t been selling many shirts lately, i’ve been in a schlump.
3. we are going to get crushed our team is terrible. things may turn out alright don’t forget we have schlumpy.
noun; human feces, sh-t, defecate, deuce, t-rd
dude i so gotta take a schlump. it’s peeking in and out like a scared turtle.
a station on the hamburg metro. to be said in excitement amny times at an ever increasing rate. like the music the play after a basket in basket ball
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the slight upward pushing of the nipple. “schlump” is started as the nipple is pushed and ended as the pushing of the nipple stops. mostly used on males to cause embarras-m-nt.
hey chris, guess what? schlump!
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