Schlurk
a combination of the words ‘sh-t’ and ‘lurk’, ‘schlurk’ is the derogative term for a creep who ‘lurks in the dark’ on various social networks liking the photos of female friends he no longer has regular contact with. ‘schlurking’ is carried out with the specific intention of reconnecting with the female for the short term, and with the long term aim of having s-xual intercourse with them.
can be used as a noun; he is a schlurk, and a verb; he is schlurking.
‘he man, did you see liam schlurking sophie on facebook?’
‘i don’t have that guy as friend . is he the one who studies engineering?’
‘yeah. that’s him. he’s such a schlurk!’
‘ok cool, i think i know what he looks like, i’ll stalk him!’
‘fairs’
‘oh yea, that’s him! i couldn’t see all his photos but i stalked sophie and saw the schlurk. she got schlurked good!’
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