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• schmeaning

  1. the act of being very sketchy towards other people. 2. the act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature. 3. trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you […]

• schmelps

  the name for the pairing of olympic swimmers michael phelps and allison schmitt. the two trained together under bob bowman and have been shipped by fans since the 2012 london olympics. i ship schmelps all the way! they’re meant to be together! a deregatory term for a heteros-xual white male, whose usage can be understood […]

• schmirk

  the result of hobbit inbreeding. with an average lifespan of 20 years, schmirks do nothing but eat and secrete methane gelatenous substance. schmirks are widely known for their extremely cranky behavior. the other day, i saw saw a peculiarly looking schmirk crawl out from the roots of a tree.

• scraj

  unlike the australian version of the word, “scradge”, meaning a man-sl-t, a “scraj” is a scottish word for available woman, like bint, bindi, tottie, etc. it is also often incorrectly used as a name for the v-g-n-. “we’re going doon the pub to find a bit o’ scraj” “show us yer scraj, hen”

• screen saver sex

  s-xual acts so powerful they cancel the screen saver mode on a computer at least one room over. mary: did you hear us having s-x last night? tibor: hear you? you two knocked off the screen saver on my computer! mary: screen saver s-x for the win!

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