Schmacko Sex
schmacko s-x is s-x given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. schmacko s-x is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.
schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. it is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.
‘gee you’ve done the dishes let’s have s-x’
‘i won’t sleep with you until you buy me that fridge’
‘bad partner. no schmacko s-x for you! sit! stay …i didn’t say beg!’.
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