schmagpie
the female -rg-sm or -j-c-l-t–n. making her c-m or squirt and scream.
brian cries every night before he goes to sleep because he cannot give katie a schmagpie.
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-rg-sm men or women
how many times did you schmag pie when we had s-x?
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