schmammered
the act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. but seeing that your so drunk you can’t talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word “schmammered” slurringly comes out of your mouth.
amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, “schmaynard, i’m schmammered.”
beyond hammered
you know when you’re hammered and you see another person stumbling around…and you say to yourself “that guy’s drunk!”. that’s schmammered
the mix between sh-t faced and hammered.
schmammered to be extremely drunk or intoxicated.
drunk enough to screw your european roommate. maybe even the russian one too
man i was so schmammered last night i f-cked egore. and kevin too..
the overall, intoxicated feeling obtained after consuming m-ss amounts of alcohol and marijuana. consumption can be from waterbongs, joints, shotguns, beer-pong games, blunts, bowls, beer drinking games, and sack races (etc).
last night there were so many smokes and brews headed around. i was too schmammered to remember what went on. i just remember it was awesome!
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