schmance
to do something in a schmancy manner. a person who is schmancy, exibits schmancy clothes, schmancy pr-nunciations of words, schmancy cars, etc. a person who does things in a manner they believe is of high cl-ss, when in fact it is totally gay.
1. mark drove his schmancy new bmw m5 to the little league game because he wanted to show off.
2. mark put on a $2000 italian suit to go to his reunion so he could pretend he had cl-ss.
3. mark always tries to appear sophisticated by pr-nouncing simple words in “forgein” ways.
examples:
ricotta=rigut
mozzarella=mutzarell
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