schmants
pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants
kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.
v, schmant: to schmant means to eat an entire animal, such as a hippo, in a short amount of time (mostly practised in unhumane parts of africa and alabama)
n, schmant: someone who schmants
i can’t believe that guy just schmanted that entire buffalo in two minutes!
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