schmashmeal
1. a person who embodies the essence of raw energy; possesses a contagious enthusiasm for debaucheries and holds the ability to turn a funeral into a kegger.
2. a professional partier, well versed in drinking games, and willing to make personal sacrifice in order to preserve the life of a party. (see: dry lander, keg stand, beer bong).
3. a person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually, who possesses excessive and uncontrollable s-xual desires, while diligently maintaining an acute awareness and understanding for the vulnerability of the opposite s-x.
i thought this party was over until the schmashmeal showed up.
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