schmeag
performing an act that lacks complete common sense, dancing sporadically oblivious to surroundings.
that dude on the dance floor is a schmeag.
that schmeag down the street lit their house on fire.
is there a schmeag at the party?
i got a black eye from that shmeag on the dance floor.
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