Schmecky
p-n-s, a man’s s-xual organ.
a.k.a. purple headed yogurt slinger
my schmecky is only two inches long, but your mom didn’t seem to care.
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1) a small woodland creature that only enters the city when in search of dingle-berries. 2) a large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating -ss from the couch. characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck. […]
- Schmiedelized
pr-nunciation: ‘sh-me-dal-ized’ to be talked to to the point of utter exaustion. someone who just will not shut up “i was schmiedelized” “that person just schmiedelized me to death”
- schmultz
sappy romance in a novel, film, or song. that movie would have been good had it not been for all that schmultz.
- schwhet
french for neat-o… could also be paired with the word b-lls to signify that ones b-lls are very moist… could also be shortened for the same meaning( just use schwhet) that movie was so f-cking schwhet!!! what the h-ll were you doing??? it smells like s-x and schwhet!
- schwit
the combination of sh-t and schweet. it means the ultimate something. for example: heidi klum is totally schwit. the acc-mulation of shart residue, b-tt sweat, b-tt grease, toilet paper bunnies (aka dingleberries), urine, s-m-n, sm-gm-, yeast, pus, lint, hairs b-tt cheese and other -n-l or genital excretions brought together in a crotch furnace or swamp […]