schmeeg


a female who enters the party normally univited who is as ugly as they come..she is the token girl at every party who wears revealing clothes to find a little action when everyone at the party and often her knows that she will find none and that she will end up at the end of the day at her own place eating ice cream and watching tv and further progressing her schmeegness. schmeegs are a serious problem and they effect all parties ranging from middle school dances to college frat ragers.
tim-what the h-ll is that girl wearing? that sh-t is disgusting.
rizzos- d-mn schmeeg….disgusts me.

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