Schmeg
the creamy nasty white smelly sh-t found under the fore skin of a p-n-s or between the skin of a nasty worn out p-ssy. also, schmeg (pro-noun)- what the brothers of sigma chi fraternity are called for short.
take a shower i can smell your f-cking schmeg reek!!!
schmegs love communial showers!!!!
a fowl smelling cheesy like white substance found underneath the foreskin of a p-n-s.
i was going to hook up with him, but then i heard that he had schmeg.
unidentified, disgusting substance that is somewhere that it doesn’t belong
“what is all this schmeg on my table?”
the soft, smelly creamy white stuff that gathers in your crotch if you don’t bathe frequently.
the schmeg from my b-llb-g smells awful
gross cr-p.
after her illness, small crusts of schmeg remained in her eyelashes.
s-m-n (n)
-j-c-l-t–n (v)
it really hurts when you get schmeg in your eye.
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