schmelt
a rookie on a hockey team that everyone always hates. never picks up the pucks, is a charlie conway type of hero in practice and jokes around with everyone even though they hate his guts. a schmelt does not know he is a schmelt which is often the best part of it.
holy f-ck akes, did you catch bob out there steam rolling everyone in shinny? what a f-cking schmelt.
a person who you find less popular, uncool, a
noob or a loser.
vicky: omg look at wei seah!
kevin: yeah he’s such a schmelt!
the area between ones sack and the base of ones p-n-s.
dude,i can’t stop itching my schmelt!
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