schmelty


a player that is new to a team or organization, particularly pertaining to higher level athletics; a (stupid) rookie. plural: “schmelties”, “schmelts”. synonyms: rookie, schmelt, freshman, 1st year.
the schmelty had to wear a pink “disney princess” backpack to all home games as part of his initiation.
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adjective used to describe someone that is a schmelt. can also be used to describe something about a person that makes them a schmelt.
guy: look at gps hair, it is so schmelty!

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