Schmerf


that kid at football who doesnt talk and n-bdy knows him, yet is starting against central tech
that kid who wears that wack leather jacket…ya know…a schmerf
a person or group of people that rarely talk and often times annoy those around them by doing so.
-dude who is that kid?

-i dont know man we just call him schmerf becasue he never says anything.

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