Schmetesicle
a tiny d-ck.
the man on the left has a schmetesicle. the man on the right has a huge one.
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- Schmidli
1. biggest d-ck you will ever see. usually above 12 inches. 2. a perfect rack on a woman. 3. the last name you wished you had. “look at the schmidlis on her!” person 1:”man what the f-ck happened to you?!” person 2:”he hit me in the face with a schmidli…”
- schmuckadooka
an uncomfortable bunching of clothing (mainly undergarments) in one’s rump. may occur as a result of one pulling someone’s underwear up between the b-ttocks as a form of bullying or practical joking. aww man….after sitting for so long i’ve got a huge schmuckadooks that i just need to pick asap. i think my pants are […]
- schmuffeled
getting thrown off of a moving vehicle…going 30 mph like sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend’s car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. then, you get schm-ffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete…which causes severe pain and agony.
- schnigglefitz
an imaginary sport, generally played in the spring grove area high school auditorium by bald men. we’re gonna have schnigglefitz practice at 4:00. we blasted some -ss in that schnigglefitz tournament.
- Whore Nipples
women’s nipples that have been stretched, bitten, sucked, pinched and tweaked from turning countless tricks that the nipple resembles a gorilla finger. nipples so long that they fold over in the bra. she wasn’t wearing a bra and i could see she had wh-r- nipples. it looked like she had a gorilla finger in her […]