an extreme state of fangirling. when a celebrity is so hot that you have to hate him/her.
did you see luke hemmings. he’s just so…schmeurr -drools- i hate him so f-cking much jack would never do this to me.
1: infinite and paradox combined. 2: an infinite paradox. 3: used to describe an infinite paradox. infinidox: i programmed a robot to program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program itself but the program programmed wrong and the program instead programmed the program making it program […]
- grand aunt
some one who is someones aunt and also their grand mother that woman is my grand aunt.
a fake -ss n-gg- who a snake shut cho n-gg-roachimaru -ss up.
- trumpet blasting
when you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. in your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts as i slowly awoke and realized meghan […]