Schmewmewmew
pr-nunciation: “shh – mew -mew – mew”
an expression of self-pity or to express the emotion of disappointment or sadness. the word is usually coupled with a “kitty paws” hand gesture at approximately chin height symbolising the origin.
origin: a “two – four” beer box full of adorable kittens left on the side of the road gets picked over one by one as the lucky ones find a lovely new home. the last kitty left in the “two – four” is the pitiful one that no one wants. ie. “you’re like the last kitty in a “two – four”. the “kitty paw” hand symbols at chin level – resembles the kitty peeking over the edge of the otherwise empty lonely box with sad kitty eyes.
skinny b-tch: i feel so fat today
heartless friend: awe schmewmewmew – cry me a river fatty!
or
concerned friend: are you feeling any better today?
whiner: meh…schmewmewmew
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