SchmIan


a person who possesses a head in comparable size to andre the giant, or several bowling b-lls put together. said person may or may/not have a larger body or frame (particularly in height), but the size of his head is so large, it its like the head of a blow-pop on a small stick.
” d-mn, did you see how big that guys head is? ”

” yeah, that dude us a schmian. ”

or

” hey, this hat doesn’t fit. can i get a bigger size? ”

” no. we don’t have hats for schmians ” .

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