schmickles


a happy squeal used by john lennon on the day he came back form the dead.
i’m off to see our yoko, schmickles!
used to rejoice or used as a curse. can only be uttered by a resurrected john lennon of supergroup, the beatles…
“heavens cr-p! can you imagine that? ohhh… schmickles!”
an almost tickle. when someone starts to tickle you but doesn’t actually do it. often when someone says they aren’t going to tickle you, the schmickle is the end result. it is usually just a touch without the actual tickle action but drives you crazy anyway.
just touching my foot schmickles so don’t do it!

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