schmiddle


the hole in the doughnut and baggles
doughnut holes are the missing schmiddle in doughnuts
last drop of c-m after a male individual completes masturbation and ajaculates.
“oh sh-t the schmiddle got on my p-b-s.” said mike to himself.

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