Schmidli


1. biggest d-ck you will ever see. usually above 12 inches.
2. a perfect rack on a woman.
3. the last name you wished you had.
“look at the schmidlis on her!”

person 1:”man what the f-ck happened to you?!”
person 2:”he hit me in the face with a schmidli…”

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