Schmitzvah
a mitzvah (commandment in hebrew) that is done unwillingly, such as going to an elderly home or the food pantry
mom: cmon david, it’s time to do a mitzvah!
david: i don’t want to!
mom: i want to do a mitzvah, not a schmitzvah!
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