Schmixer
when a person affectionately tickles any orfus on their partner’s body with his or her elbow.
betsy: how did last night go?
beyonce: well, we got in to a bit of a kerfuffle, but then he gave me a schmixer to the nostril. how could i stay mad at him after that?!
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