schmodel


a schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. she’s conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of “punctual”, often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she’s worth. other girls may refer to her as “skinny b-tch” or “model wh-r-“, even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).

a schmodel’s diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.

a schmodel may also be male. but male fashion models are har-ssed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. however, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as “skinny b-tch” and “model wh-r-” is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
photographer: “first she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that d-mn schmodel demanded i get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she’d even sit down for makeup!”

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