schmong


placeholder word that has no concrete denotative meaning, but a mildly negative connotative meaning. typically used to describe or brand low-quality products or -ssociates. coined in tempe, arizona in 1993.
i can’t stand that effing schmongtech computer!
ugh. that guy’s a total schmong.

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