Schmoogly Schmoo
a word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.
customer: can i have one large fry, a large c-ke, and a schmoogly schmoo?
cashier: sorry, a what?
customer: one large c-ke, a large fry, and one schmoogly schmoo.
cashier: sorry, can you repeat the last item?
customer: oh, yeah, one schmoogly schmoo.
cashier: okay… -feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem-
-cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase “schmoogly schmoo”-
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