schmookiepoo
a girl who really doesn’t have a clue. tries to become pregnant multiple times and can’t, though barely not a baby herself. married more than once before she can even drink.
also a case of insisting on posting every detail about one’s day on facebook (perhaps confusing it with twitter) followed by a phrase similar to “ily -insert boyfriend of the week here-” or “my hubby is the best in the world.”
this disease is also marked by an inability to spell, form logical thoughts, and thinking that numbers are letters.
typically given as a nickname to a signifiant other, this disease causes you to call yourself that.
the post:
12:03 pm: o no!11!!! omg wtf lol mah cat cough3d up a harebal!1111 wtf ily bn sooooo much 4eva
12:04 pm: k guys lol i cl3aend it up ily bn sooooo much 4eva
12:05 pm: lol mayb i shud g3t him som meds ily bn sooooo much 4eva
12:10 pm: lol faecbok im out go 2 da s2r3 get some m3ds join m3 at walmart???!?!??? bn si da bst husband ava!!111! wtf lol
girl 1: did you see that girl’s post on facebook? do i really have to care that her cat just coughed up a hairball, and then she cleaned it up, and now she thinks she needs to get the cat medication?
girl 2: and look! now she’s going to the store!
girl 3: i don’t know how you even read that. the only part i could make out was “ily bn sooooo much 4eva.”
girl 1: she’s such a schmookiepoo.
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